Blurry Closeups of Random Objects in My Apartment, by Mike “Phronk” Battista
At 9:45 on November 30th, I began to see the excellent completed works from other participants in this wonderful NaPhoBoMo project, and I wanted to fit in. So I went out and began taking pictures. And by “out” I mean out of my computer chair and into the wilds of my one-bedroom apartment. I pressed the macro button on my camera, but it didn’t prevent most of my closeups from being blurry.
Now you may witness the creativity that procrastination can unleash. The .pdf file of my photo book, Blurry Closeups of Random Objects in My Apartment, can be downloaded (TOTALLY FOR FREE) by clicking here.

Be sure to go through this work of art in order. Let your mind make the connections between photos, leading you on a journey through my life; a journey of horror and delight that you will gradually realize is a journey through the plight of all mankind. You will gasp at the unfolding story of materialism, spirituality, sex, the apocalypse, the death of all paper and all things physical in favour of all things digital, and ultimately, getting back to our ancient Asian heritage.
It’s a message of hope, really.
Or it’s just random crap from my apartment because I wanted to fit in but didn’t want to go outside.
It’s snowing out there you guys.